5 Reasons Why You Should Love The “Trolls” At All Australian Boys

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We all love the hot guys at All Australian Boys — they’re lean, clean-cut and handsome with beautiful dicks. And we especially love it when we get to see them get them in a glory hole. It’s so nice watching them moan, squirm and cum hard. Wow!
But you know who some QueerClickers don’t love? The guys in the glory holes doing the actual sucking. In fact, some QCommenters even call them “trolls”! As in:

“I know I wish they cropped that troll’s head out of the picture…total limp dick seeing that scary thing.”

just blur that troll’s head – makes me shiver with revulsion.

and:

Please, can we have more revealing shots of the cute guy & LESS – make that NONE – of the troll? This is really degrading stuff. Both for the model concerned & the viewer alike… it’s really off-putting to watch this sort of thing. One can only hope the remuneration for the model is well worth it. Now please excuse me whilst I throw up…

What??!! Why all the hate? Look, we know they may not be your cup of tea — especially compared to the slender, big-dicked hotties getting serviced. But without those so-called “trolls,” these hot Aussie boys wouldn’t be getting blown at all!
So we’ve decided to take back the ageist insult of “troll” and reclaim it by celebrating everything we love about these cock-hungry heroes of the glory hole realm!


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Here’s the top five reasons you should love these selfless trolls:
1. They’re not old, they’re experienced There are tons of porn sites devoted to older guys. Do you know why? It’s because they really know how to suck a dong. Sure, you could have a younger cockhound inside of All Australian Boys’s glory holes, but those young guys might not know what they’re doing — these older trolls, they’re real pros!
2. They’re great at suckin’ dick – Trolls just love slobbering and stroking and deep throating a nice cock, working the shaft all slippery with their hands and then sucking them balls deep. They work the head, pull on the balls and get hungrier whenever they taste pre-cum. That’s right! Trolls are positively starving for cock — they can’t get enough, and they certainly appreciate a good bone when one comes poking into their caves.
3. A hole is just a hole, but some holes are better than others – Sure, All Australian Boys could have just put any type of pocket-pussy in their glory holes. They could have used a twink, a Fleshjack, some dude’s butthole or even (gasp!) a vagina! But none of those things could provide the sort of non-stop, slobbery pleasure of a bonafide troll mouth. No siree! Such a responsive tongue and lips. Plus, most of the All Australian Boys don’t even see the troll in the box, so that hole can be whoever they imagine — what fun! Heck, if All Australian Boys actually sold Troll-In-A-Box, they’d make millions!
4. Trolls are always NSA and DTF – Let’s face it. Twinks get attached, young men wanna party, and older dudes just want someone to cuddle with on the couch. Trolls on the other hand want NONE OF THAT CRAP. They’re always no strings attached (NSA) and down to fuck (DTF), full stop. Trolls make the perfect anonymous hook-up. Just pump, dump and go! No messy clean up, no fuss, and no dramatic “why don’t you love me” texts at three in the morning.
5. You’ll be one some day too – Oh, you may be young and strapping now, but you just wait. One day, you’ll have furry man-pies hanging over your gut, flabby limbs and a face that looks like the poor man’s Alec Baldwin. Never fear though, because trolls remind all of us that even when you’re older, you can still have a great sex life with lots of young dudes wanting to force their wieners into your mouth! Sure, you might have to join a sex club or work for a porn site to get them, but still — the hot guys at All Australian Boys don’t seem to mind one bit!
So instead of hating on the trolls, won’t you give them the love and kudos they deserve? After all, if it was your dick in their glory hole, they’d gladly service you to the very last drop!

Apr 19, 2014 By paperbagwriter 15 Comments