5 Great Uses For Your Old Suction Dildos!

You’ve seen our great selection of suction dildos, right? They come in so many different shapes and sizes that with a little lickin’ and stickin’, you can easily be the star bottom of your own one-man gangbang!
But when you’re done, are you just supposed to put them back in the pleasure chest until next time? What a waste! Well worry not, proactive bottoms! Turns out that your suction butt toys have all sorts of handy uses if you’re willing to have a few stray cocks hanging around.
Truly! Peruse our gallery after the jump and see how you can turn your dildos into happy helpers for any hedonistic home.

A PHALLIC BOOKEND: Don’t leave your copies of Moby Dick, To Sir With Love and Holes just lying around! Have them stand upright with this big dick. It’ll ensure that your paperbacks remain rigidly upright.

A TRAMPY TOILET PAPER DISPENSER: For toilet tramps who have spent a fair share of time cruising glory holes at the local piss trough, your standard home toilet can seem disappointingly plain. But just add a toilet-paper dispensing dick and some crude limericks on the wall, and you’ll feel like you’re back at the truck stop turning tricks again!

A DICKISH DOORSTOP: Perhaps you’ve heard that expression, “He had a dick as big as a doorstop.” Well now it’s time to put the dick to its proper use! A big dick hidden away by the floor can help keep the knobs exactly where they’re supposed to be.

A COCKY COATHOOK – Not all dicks are rigid enough to hold up under pressure. But if you have a stiffy and need help in a jiffy, a good suction dildo can help hold your coat (if even just for a few seconds) while you and the mister disrobe for a quickie!

A PORN HORN FOR A UNICORN – Why keep the magic in the bedroom? With a simple horse mask and a strap-on attachment, you can horse around all you like. And who knows? Maybe a special, starry-eyed someone will even want to take a magical pony ride on your corny horn — dreams really can come true!